New Word

Junkapotamus

Is a definition really necessary?  Does the word not say it all in itself?  Surely it does but  JUST IN CASE I will define it as a hoarder of a mass amount of junk!  A fat stash of trash if you will. 

One of my motto's in life has and always will be: "One man's junk is still junk (to another man)." 

As if it's not obvious I am not your yard sale kind of girl. 

Nor do I ever buy those darn jeans that are already torn, ripped, and faded.  I have learned in due time I can make my jeans look that way myself and unless I pack on the pounds can get 2 years wear out of them before they become "fashionable". Then I can wear them fashionably for what? Another 2 years?  

Do I have you convinced I am also the girl that's weight stays the same for at least 4 years?  I didn't think so, but it was worth an effort.

Junkapotamus!